Say what you will about Aaron Tveit being a total dork, but you can’t deny that poems would have been written about those thighs in ancient Greece.
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
EVERYONE BOW DOWN
“Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
In short, there’s really no point to anything, but sometimes you get to eat candy or have sex, and that’s when it all feels right.
and what a great investment that was
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute i realized im a sixteen year old girlIt’s nice to know that other teenage girls do this.
Prettiest sibs in the world
wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat