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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

grantaire looking at enjolras in “red and black”

theurbanhippiee:

catsbeaversandducks:

Her name is Chloe Luella and she thinks everything is the worst thing.

Photos/captions by ©Chloe Luella

I love Chloe

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT

69shadessofgay:

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

You won’t regret it.

sarahtheheartslayer:

A Russian zoo is home to a unique animal - the liger. It is half-lioness, half-tiger. Mother Zita is pictured licking her one month old liliger cub 

I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU CALL IT LOOK AT HER HAPPY LITTLE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURES SHE’S SO PROUD OF HER LIL CUB AND HER SPOTS AND SHE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH MOMMA WHEN THE BABY’S LOOKING BUT AS SOON AS THEY TURN AROUND, SHE’S LIKE,

":3 Look at it. I made a thing. I made a rly good thing. :3"

captain america: the one-liner solider

corporalmaladict:

Legolas: “Dad, I’m going to marry a dwarf”

Thranduil: “Hi going to marry a dwarf, I’m- THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?”

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